Santa Claus Conquers the Martians t-shirt

$20.00 - $22.50

With a title like "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" you'd expect the 1964 sci-fi Christmas movie to have an ass-kicking Santa rampaging through hordes of Martians. But no, we get a family-family movie where Santa conquers Martians with love, or some such nonsense.

This t-shirt is what that movie should have been.

All items designed and made in my garage and are available for immediate shipment. No third-party print-on-demand services.

Natural 100% ringspun cotton shirt.