Santa Clause Conquers the Martians sweatshirt
$18.75 - $20.50
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With a title like "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" you'd expect the 1964 sci-fi Christmas movie to have an ass-kicking Santa rampaging through hordes of Martians. But no, we get a family-family movie where Santa conquers Martians with love, or some such nonsense.
This sweatshirt is what that movie should have been.
Designed, printed, and shipped from my garage to you!
Black heavyweight 50/50 blend of cotton polyester. Please note this is a long-sleaved sweatshirt (no hood, not a hoodie).